PC Weirdo Test

Are you a computer nerd (dudes only)?

1. Which button do you push first in morning?
Alarm clock button
The first I can reach
Power On
Coffee machine
Lights on

2. What food do you prefer?
coffee
fast food
mama's food
I eat at restaurants

3. How long do you sleep when a computer is near?
2-4
4-6
8-10
10-12
More

4. What was the longest distance ever between you and a computer?
As far as from my skin to my T-shirt.
I went to the kitchen once to fetch milk.
26000 feet (8000 meters) high - I forgot my laptop in the cab
I have a laptop for my work.
Don't be ridiculous!!

5. What kind of PC game do you like?
I love 'em all
Sports
RPG
Fighting
Strategy
I don't remember
I don't play games.

6. When was your last LAN-party?
Come again later, I'm in the middle of the race right now!
Not so long ago: last week, but I can't wait to do that again!!!
It's been a while, I'm grown up now.
What's a LAN anyway?

7. When was your last date?
Recently
This Month
I forgot, damn it!
It's going to be very soon, I hope...

8. On your last date you
met a real girl
chatted online with a girl (supposedly)
you had sex
you had phone sex

9. When was the last time you got drunk while being far away from your computer?
Uuuuuh... Never happened (I always got grunk near a computer)
Uuuuuh... Never happened (It was always away from a computer)
It was last summer, at my neighbor's party
Never thought about it
Why am I even reading this?!!

10. What do you do during your free time?
Play video games
Surfing the net
Go out
Chat online

11. How many friends do you have?
Many, and they're all on the net.
Many, and a few of them I've seen in real life.
I gather my buddies far a LAN party every month.
A few but I've known them since high-school.
Many, and few of them are on the net.

12. You also speak (at least one)
HTML
C++
PHP
Java
Assembler
All the above
French
Any other non-PC language

13. "F1" is -
Have no idea what it is!
Formula One rulezz!!
a useless key on the keyboard
the help key

14. Sheakespeare said:
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players"
"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."
Who is Shakespeare?




15. When you see this picture your thoughts are
"mmmm, yummy!"
"I love soccer!"
"Sverige! Sverige!" (That's Swedish for Sweden)
"Where do I buy this jersey?"
"www.MostBeautifulGalsOnTheWebForYou.com"

16. IBM means:
I Blame Microsoft
Incredibly Boring Machine
I'm Becoming Macintosh
International Buffon Machines
International Business Machines

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